Privacy

This site does not ask you for anything. There is no account, no basket and no form that collects a name, so there is nothing here for us to keep.

Nothing on these pages measures you either. There is no analytics script, no advertising pixel and no cookie banner, because there is no cookie to warn you about.

Following a buy button takes you to our retail partner. From that click onward you are on their site under their privacy terms, and anything you type there is theirs to handle, not ours.

There is no newsletter here, no account and no wish list, so the site has no reason to ask for an email address. The one address on the site is ours, and writing to it is the only way you give us anything.

If you do write, we keep the message while we answer it and for as long as the answer might matter, and then it goes.